I tried to translate what they're talking about during the MC from 〜Trans ASIA via PARIS (Kyocera Dome, Osaka) :D
please see the video first :)
I'm not too good in Japanese, forgive me for the mistake..
The MC introduce the members (the girl's voice).
This is my first original translation :)
YUKIHIRO PART
MC : No. 1, on drums, Yukihiro, No. (XXX, may be back number? I'm not sure coz I couldn't heard it clearly) 33..
MC : In this tour, this time, Yukihiro went to Osaka (KYOCERA Dome is in Osaka) by driving a car by himself. For such a long journey, thanks for your hardwork..
Yukihiro : 'bowed to the audience'
MC : To Yukihiro san, who really likes car, I have a question.
Yukihiro : 'nodded'
MC : If you go driving together with your fan/girl, where do you want to bring her?
Yukihiro : hmm... first, by plane, (when he talked this part, Hyde san looked surprised but smiled #sexy smile! haha..).. I will take her to Los Angeles, then I will drive her from LA to New York.. (then, he still talked something but I couldn't catch what he talked about -_-".. i heard "chuu which means kiss" but I'm not sure xD)
TETSU PART
MC : No. 2, on bass, Tetsu.. NO. (XXX) 69
MC : This time, on L7 world tour, Tetsu san please try to talk in France "do you want to eat my banana?"
Tetsu : 'talked in france' (and Ken san laughed :D)
MC : next, please try to talk in Chinese
Tetsu : 'tried to remembered Chinese xD.. then he talked chinese..'
MC : then, please talk in Korean..
Tetsu : 'talked in Korean almost immediately xD'
MC : last, please talk in Japanese
Tetsu : Ore no banana, tabetaika?? xD lol 'then he kissed and threw the banana he brought with him :))'
KEN PART
MC : No. 3, on guitar, Ken san.. No. (XXX) 5..
MC : Even in Hongkong, you ate many delicious things, XXX (Oh really, I'm very sorry, I confused how to translate this part, but in Japanese, if I'm not misheard, it was ホンコンでも、美味しい物をたくさん食べたケンさん、お頭 好き の 料理 を 食べたそうですが、その感想をきっかせて下さい。。)
Ken : Oh, the face looks so trouble/ugly (わざわざ、顔の線でもええやん。。) please give me the meat only! xD (looks like he feels troubled when he looked at the duck head)
MC : then, please try to mimic the gesture (on the pic) after ate that..
Ken : 'do the pose'
HYDE PART
MC : No. 4, on vocal, HYDE.. No. (XXX) 666
MC : This time tour, L7, after Shanghai, Taipei, Paris, Seoul, Hongkong and after tour around the world, you chose Osaka for FINAL Tour,, please tell us the reasons..
HYDE : It is because it was local, isn't it? once in a while.. 'then he screamed xD'
MC : then, tonight, please tell me after this..
HYDE : let's beat's up (打ち 上がるぜ)
HYDE : Thanks for the good sake.. (??? いい 酒 頂きます)..
MC : thank you very much. that's it, about L'arc en ciel's introduction..
